Madam President ☀️

Dear World,

I plan to run for President of the United States of America, because I need to clean Earth’s water. Humans have no idea what is happening to the water on Earth. It is polluted, dirty, toxic, contaminated, and almost unfilterable. In Hawai’i, the water is black as death. The Ocean in California is covered in oil and trash. How is that even possible? Why are people allowing this? Politicians know about it of course, because I go to their offices and town hall meetings, and I ran for United States Senator. I yell at them, and all they do is blame, blame, blame. “Yap yap yap. Red v. Blue. Where is the ball? Did we score yet? Why are you Green?” Am I supposed to be Pink or Aqua? Am I supposed to just take over? Meanwhile, I am parading around the entire state taking pictures of water that is horribly contaminated, and nobody does anything about it. Instead they get mad at me, because I am super beautiful. Sigh.

Love,

Emma Jane